So last time we finished at the birth of a new Lynch, a baby boy called Everard.
As you can see, our founder and his spouse are enjoying their time as new parents like every other - stressed and trying to bring in the money.
Michelle needed a break so escaped to their community dump lot.
I feel you girl. Being an adult is exhausting.
Birthday time!
That hair isn't working for me.
OH CRAP-
Which Everard is playing with
Nailed it.
Ty: The fires seem to be coming from the microwave
The only appliance you use to cook food? You don't say...
Anyway, here's Everard's new hairstyle. He looks cute!
Teamwork.
Playing with the toddler is better than letting him play with the toilet.
Until he barfs on you.
This is how we compromise.
My sims are losing it...
Birthday time already... I didn't have a lot of pictures, I think that's because I was finding it stressful keeping all of them happy.
This damn microwave!!
Such a good boy.
There was no room inside the house so the computer went outside.
Ty: What if it rains and electrocutes me? Or attracts a burglar?
That's too many sandwiches for a family of 3!
Ty: I'm a man and I need the fuel.
Michelle: I hope Everard makes friends at school, then maybe we can finally have some time to ourselves
Ty: You are so right, Mr. Door!
Michelle: ... I s2g we are getting a divorce
Ty: Being a salesperson is boring... I'd rather do some bird watching.
Random Geezer: I just can't seem to find anything-
Everything for sale is on that counter behind you, so what in the world are you looking for?
Ty: Oh my watcher I can't believe I spent all day here, I have a family to get home to!
Everard: MUM MUMMY MUM I GOT A GREAT REPORT CARD!
Aww baby she's sleeping
Look how happy he is though
Michelle: Aw yay my son is so smart, way to go!
You are too late woman!
He just doesn't care.
What's your problem?
Michelle: I can't sleep in this bed while my child is in it!
Michelle: I can't sleep here, it's too noisy!
Aw I think he had a nightmare (not that his mother would help with that...)
Ty's a sweet dad.
Nice to see his painting's improved... even if his art's kinda creepy.
Was that necessary?
Ty: It's always necessary
Everard's really enjoying that plate...
Still a cutie though!
D'aww
Oh boy, I don't think your parents are going to be happy-
Nope. Not happy. Better run kid-
Huh. I stand corrected. Carry on.
Everard: Nah... it isn't fun anymore
Michelle is having a breakdown
Whereas Ty is having the time of his life.
Michelle: You look stressed, want a massage?
Ty: That would be perfect, thank you!
Michelle: I hope he pays me for this
Fortune sims only have one thing on their minds.
Geezer: dafuq you lookin at?
Nothing... carry on.
This really is a cute kid
Even when he's pissed at dad!
Aw, they finally have some alone time.
Oh right, our "responsible parents" have locked the kid outside with the computer.
It's been so long they've forgotten how.
Everard's not impressed.
Freestyling in the middle of the night, as you do.
They managed to save a bit of money, so naturally they celebrated with a pillow fight.
And decorating!
Finally, of course, a celebratory woohoo.
Their son's happy enough. :)
This fucken kid overheated from jumping on the bed!
It's too late to cool down in the rain, the damage has been done.
Like I said. Damage.
Aww!
Father-son bonding
I don't know why I took these, but they're nice shots so lets go with it.
These guys are too cute!
Everard: TOO MUCH DAD FOR ONE DAY!
Everard: I'll work it off-
Everard: NOPE DAD'S STILL HERE AND I CAN'T BREATHE
So much daddy-time
I don't think that's quite right.
So... This is happening.
Well isn't that pleasant.
Pop!
Everard: Can I have a hug, mum?
Michelle: Good lord, no!
This breaks my heart.
Ty loves him enough for two parents.
Wow, she's actually appreciating her child now.
I think I'm going to faint.
Daddy Ty shows how it's done, because somehow being good at painting makes you good at piano.
Everard: Mum check out my report card!
Michelle is praising her son. I'm proud of her, she's come a long way.
Birthday time.
Still cute!
Showing off his moves. I'm sure Britanny (the girl he laughed at before) would have her revenge if she could see this now.
Oh shit-
No no no--
Don't even think about dying on me now-
My god, that was scary. I really thought I was going to lose him.
Random animal appreciation post, look at this little fella-
And I'm going to finish here. Til next time!