Tuesday, 20 November 2018

Sims 2 | The Lynch Legacy 0.3




Welcome back! Last time, we had an electrocution scare, Michelle got pregnant, and Everard became a teenager. And here he is, doing his big-school homework.



It seems that Everard is following in his fathers footsteps.



Baby number 2 is coming!





Ty being the typical useless and unhelpful dad, standing there watching and getting stressed.



Aaaaand... it's a baby!



Michelle: Hold this a sec, I'm not done

Ty: Hi baby-wait what?





Ty: Woman I didn't even want this one what are you playing at

These babies look so fucken done.



Michelle: Here kid, make yourself useful



He looks terrified to say the least.



Everard: I did NOT sign up for this.



Baby 3: Woah, so this is the outside world? I don't like it, put me back!



The men in this family are terrible with babies.
So Michelle had 2 boys and 1 girl, they're named Jackson, Smitty and Alicia.



Everard's trying to be a good brother. I love this boy.



Ty: I still remember when you were a baby-



Everard: Dad, can we please talk about something else? I've had enough with babies!

Is grilled cheese the only thing they eat in this family?


Everard: If I ever have kids-

Ty: I thought you were sick of the baby topic?

Everard: ... I changed my mind



Everard: You and mum will help me out with the baby though, right?

Ty: You're joking aren't you? You're on your own!



Everard: How did I end up in this situation?



Man that's adorable. These two have the best father-son relationship.



Of course, that means Michelle has to sleep in Everard's bed.



Wait- seriously? Who leaves their baby under the stairs?!
Fabulous parenting, guys. You should write a book.



I could never be mad at Everard, even though I'm pretty sure he was the one that left the baby on the floor.



Ty: It's important that you learn how to cook, son



Everard: Are you kidding me?



Everard: Maybe you should learn to make more than just grilled cheese?

Michelle: I ain't getting involved



He's such a good big brother.



Woman, whatever it is, get over it. He's a teenager but he helps with the babies, what more could you wish for?



Fabulous.





Everard helping out at the... whatever that is.





Definitely NOT a mummy's boy.




Why is this household so sleep deprived?





Well, it's an improvement.





What happened to the men in this house being useless with the kids?



Birthday time!



Everard: What baby?




Everard handled the birthdays.



Jackson, post-makeover



Alicia



And Smitty



Cute.




A job this big, it's all hands on deck.



But Everard would rather do homework.



You fulfilled your duty, no more babies please, I beg of you.



Mental breakdowns and demanding kids. I feel you, Ty.



Everard has the right idea.

Everard: Gotta stay sane!

Indeed.



He still performs his brotherly duty.



I think I speak for everyone when I say this is when kids are best - silently, happily playing.



Man, triplets are tiresome.



Ty makes time for each child. I'm proud of this man!



Wow, I'm amazed. I didn't think this was possible for Michelle.



Oh look, here comes trouble.



Like I said before: teamwork.




Oh dear, Smitty! D:





Well, that's something.




Dammit!




Man, these kids aren't happy. Aging traumatised them.



Apart from Alicia, she seems fine. Whoever said that boys are easier than girls were lying.




What are you doing, child?



Why isn't Michelle in any of these pictures?



Same.



Everard: I like this stove



Everard: I don't like my brother

I kid.







Is he dancing?
I have no idea.



This family's scummy, what are they still doing with milk bottles?



Cute sibling hugs!



More smart kids



More sleep deprivation



Nice to see these two still interacting with each other.




Michelle's laughing seems to be "doing it" for Ty...



Lovely.



I hope he's enjoying the smell of those burgers and not the dirt and grime they've been placed on.



Brother bonding.



Everard's getting friendly with someone outside.



And it seems she stayed for dinner. Everard's playing it cool and not even acknowledging her.
Playing the "be mean, keep 'em keen" game? Good luck with that.



I think Michelle is cramping her son's style.

Everard: How am I supposed to impress girls under these conditions?!



Ty: You're not



It doesn't stop him trying.



Things are going well.



Curse that sleep deprivation!



Time to write that second parenting book...



Oh my god, the entire family are actually having a meal together!



This is such a rare scene I almost fell out of my chair



See, this is a lot more common.





You have no shame, do you?





This is where the kids get their lack of shame.



Ty: Worth it.



Epic football fan.
(or "Soccer" in the US)



I guess they like different teams.



That's what you get for eating rotten food!



Everard: Who is this nut?





Some kind of pervert is what he is.





I'll end at Everard's birthday.
Almost caught up now!